[When the journal’s video feed starts, it shows an unconscious Luffy laying face first on the ground, groaning as he begins to wake up from his mallynapping. It takes a few moments, but he groggily lifts his head, looking over to the journal, before reaching to grab it. The view goes obscure and starts to flip and tumble for a few seconds before Luffy’s full face comes into view. He looks tired, but he grins hugely regardless.]

So the orange goes into this bar full of bananas and makes a banana friend. After they have a few drinks the orange says “Want me to pay for it?” but then the banana just shakes his head and go “No. Let’s split it!”[And then Luffy just… bursts out laughing because apparently that was really funny and stuff. Which it ttly was.] You get it!?

Oh, but guys! You picked up my hat right? The “beep beep” robots didn’t take it did they? It’s really important.