gomugomunopwn: (Akimichi!Luffy)
gomugomunopwn ([personal profile] gomugomunopwn) wrote2012-04-06 10:19 pm

[Action] Enter Akimichi D. Luffy!

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BAIKA NO JUTSU!!!

[Anyone who’s near the edge of town might hear the echo of Luffy’s voice before a huge boulder sized ball comes rolling through town at high speeds, accidentally crushing anything that isn’t an actual living squishy being in it’s path.]

MOVE! MOVE MOVE MOOOOOOVE! [Yes. That giant boulder thing is actually talking. And the voice that's coming out of it is Luffy's. Luckily he has enough control to the point that he won’t accidentally crush anyone. Well. Hopefully. He might just... nearly crush a few people that’s all.]

I NEED TO GET TO THE STORE!

[Luffy actually had a somewhat valid reason for his brashness this time though. He was starving and as a member of the Akimichi clan, that was never a good thing. Especially in his case. But feel free to try and stop him, wtf, or whatever. He might even slow down and try to talk to some peeps if they're consistent.]


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[Well after that whole mess is over, Luffy is at the grocery store, happily munching on whatever foods he can get his hands on. He decides to go ahead and open his journal to ask the general public a rather general question.]

Guys! [He says with a mouth full of food.]

If you could only eat one kind of meat for the rest of your life... what kind of meat would you eat?


[OOC: Luffy has been AU’d to Naruto’s world for the event! And has become a member of the Akimmichi clan. If you aren't aware the Akimichi clan are basically a family of people from Naruto's world who converts their body fat into Chakra to use special techniques. The problem with Luffy is that his metabolism is way too fast for him to properly gain weight. So in this AU he's considered a failure amongst his clan, and instead of trying to gain weight, he constantly eats throughout the day. Attempting to convert what little fat that does manage to stick into chakra.

Naruto "Castmates": To keep things simple, he probably doesn't have... that big of a relationship with any of you guys. He managed to become a Chuunin after timeskip, but during the first half he was put on a fail Four-Man Team (since they were too fail to three man) that didn't really get anywhere. =I

He might not be the best Akimichi around, but his Taijutsu techniques are effective and his strength is far above average for his age. His ninjutsu is okay, but his genjutsu is terrible. His chakra pool is huge but of course it's not as stupid as Naruto. As far as what KIND of jutsu he uses I'm thinking short to mid range.

As a side note, I'm still doing Script Frenzy so I'm gonna be slow!

Edit: Oh yeah! I forgot about this but Luffy has been staying at Community Housing Building 1, Floor 7 and rooooom #35. If that hasn't been taken. If not any other room on the Seventh floor.]
concasse: (irritated↠ like arguing with god)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-04-07 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Whelp, not exactly what he expected to see when visiting the grocery today. Jixsan eyes Luffy, a little wary - while he knows there's a good chance Luffy won't react the way he expects, it pays to be careful.

... But seriously, is he chewing his food or just swallowing it all?]


Oi. Remember to take a breath in there.
concasse: (bored↠ a lullaby on nails)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-04-07 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Akimichi blood? [No, Luffy has not. And Jixsan shall just ignore that disgusting display with an internal eye roll. NOT HIS PROBLEM IF YOU DIE] And what is that? Some pirate trick?
concasse: (wut↠ bigger fools than saints)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-04-08 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
... That makes perfect sense. [Oh my god. Ninja? Who is controlling this shit? Can they be shot?]

But explain to me, what does your name have to do with you eating a lot of food?
concasse: (huh↠ go on)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-04-08 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
... [You know what? Jixsan retracts his later thought; whoever set this up deserves a fuckin medal.]

And that's why you're trying to clear out the grocery. [He can only shake his head in wonder] I take it this means you've got nothing to do with the Straw Hats then.
concasse: (sigh↠ ruffled feathers)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-04-08 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, I'm not apart of any pirate crew. [His tone grows in amusement; since it's clearly an experiment, no point in twisting his undies over this] Oi, aren't ninjas and pirates supposed to be sworn enemies. Stealing our techniques is cheating.
concasse: (neutral↠ slide to the left)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-04-09 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, sure your clan won't have a problem with it?
concasse: (neutral↠ I'm only saying this once)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-04-09 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Other pirates might not like that, though. You'll have to be good enough to fool them.

[Sizing him up and down] What do you know about pirates? Give me your best impersonation.
concasse: (ugh↠ you sound like fornicating goats)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-04-11 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
... An adventure-loving, treasure-hunting ninja?
concasse: (annoyed↠ you smell; go away)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-04-14 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I've heard weirder.



... But yeah, sounds pretty fuckin strange, kid.
concasse: (irritated↠ like arguing with god)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-04-22 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
I was never a pirate to begin with.

... [God, he's not explaining the Nobody thing again] Jack of all trades. I work from the shadows.
concasse: (neutral↠ profile shot)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-04-22 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Said flatly, against Luffy's amusement] Don't make me kick your ass, kid.

And no, I'm pretty damn good at what I do.
concasse: all unmarked icons were made by me; other icons were edited but still credit original creator (thinking↠ smoke first then questions lat)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-04-23 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Almost sounds like there's only one way to settle this then.

And occasionally I find that line of work.