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BAIKA NO JUTSU!!!

[Anyone who’s near the edge of town might hear the echo of Luffy’s voice before a huge boulder sized ball comes rolling through town at high speeds, accidentally crushing anything that isn’t an actual living squishy being in it’s path.]

MOVE! MOVE MOVE MOOOOOOVE! [Yes. That giant boulder thing is actually talking. And the voice that's coming out of it is Luffy's. Luckily he has enough control to the point that he won’t accidentally crush anyone. Well. Hopefully. He might just... nearly crush a few people that’s all.]

I NEED TO GET TO THE STORE!

[Luffy actually had a somewhat valid reason for his brashness this time though. He was starving and as a member of the Akimichi clan, that was never a good thing. Especially in his case. But feel free to try and stop him, wtf, or whatever. He might even slow down and try to talk to some peeps if they're consistent.]

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[Well after that whole mess is over, Luffy is at the grocery store, happily munching on whatever foods he can get his hands on. He decides to go ahead and open his journal to ask the general public a rather general question.]

Guys! [He says with a mouth full of food.]

If you could only eat one kind of meat for the rest of your life... what kind of meat would you eat?

[OOC: Luffy has been AU’d to Naruto’s world for the event! And has become a member of the Akimmichi clan. If you aren't aware the Akimichi clan are basically a family of people from Naruto's world who converts their body fat into Chakra to use special techniques. The problem with Luffy is that his metabolism is way too fast for him to properly gain weight. So in this AU he's considered a failure amongst his clan, and instead of trying to gain weight, he constantly eats throughout the day. Attempting to convert what little fat that does manage to stick into chakra.

Naruto "Castmates": To keep things simple, he probably doesn't have... that big of a relationship with any of you guys. He managed to become a Chuunin after timeskip, but during the first half he was put on a fail Four-Man Team (since they were too fail to three man) that didn't really get anywhere. =I

He might not be the best Akimichi around, but his Taijutsu techniques are effective and his strength is far above average for his age. His ninjutsu is okay, but his genjutsu is terrible. His chakra pool is huge but of course it's not as stupid as Naruto. As far as what KIND of jutsu he uses I'm thinking short to mid range.

As a side note, I'm still doing Script Frenzy so I'm gonna be slow!

Edit: Oh yeah! I forgot about this but Luffy has been staying at Community Housing Building 1, Floor 7 and rooooom #35. If that hasn't been taken. If not any other room on the Seventh floor.]

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--OI, THAT'S NOT A CHOICE!

Why not!? Really tasty is a kind of meat too isn't it?

No, it isn't! It's a way of describin' the different kinds of meat!

But isn't that choosing!? I could've said "Okay" meat and it would've been fine!

That's still not any kinda meat that exists! It's just an opinion, dumbass!

Geez, there you go again! Why can't you just let someone have an opinion sometimes without arguing about the small stuff!

[Geez Naruto, srsly]

Easy! It's 'cause you're not answerin' your own question right!

[Geez, Luffy. Seriously.]

Hmph...

Bet you can't even think up your favorite ramen either. Hypocrite.

[Oh, no you did not.]

I definitely could! Miso ramen! [EAT IT.

Well. Not literally. That's Naruto's lunch today.]

Edited 2012-04-10 11:01 (UTC)

...SHUT UP!

That doesn't count!

How the hell doesn't that count!?

IT DOESN'T! And if you keep talkin' I'm gonna come over there and kick your ass!

[Oh heeeeeell no.]

Oi, you asked for a type of ramen I liked and I said it! It counts, dumbass!

No it doesn't bastard! That's it, I'm coming over right now to kick your ass!

[HE'S GONNA DO IT TOO NARUTO. HE'S GONNA DO IT.]

Alright, if you wanna get sent flyin' across the village, come on over!

[CAN YOU HEAR HIM CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES? HE'S READY.]

[That's it! Where you at Naruto. YOU 'BOUT TO GET WRECKED BOI.]

[Sitting near the fountain, actually! He just got there and decided to take a seat while looking through the journal. They're closer than they think!]

[Hope you ready to get your face beat in by four of Luffys SHADOW CLONES!]

[Exactly as Naruto expected! He could sense parts of Luffy's chakra nearby, so he just bounds off his seat and gets ready for some taijutsu semantics.]

[--Wait.] WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE!?

[The clones just all sort of stop and pause for a minute. They look at each other and then back to Naruto.]

We're Luffy! [Don't you see the resemblance?]

[whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

H-How the hell--!?

[And then out of no where the REAL Luffy is coming out in boulder form, trying to roll you over!]

I KNEW that would work! You were distracted because you didn't know which one was the real me! You didn't stop to think that none of them were!

[Naruto turns towards Luffy, clearly exasperated by the worst plan ever conceived. If Naruto can see through it on a moment's notice, something is horribly, horribly wrong, dude.]

Like hell I was confused! Those things are ugly as all hell--

--Waagh! [OHFUCK DIIIIIIVE]

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