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[Luffy was just at a local store, eating everything in sight as usual. He puts a whole cooked turkey in his mouth to swallow it whole, only to find his mouth opening and it rolling off of his tongue back into his hand]

......

[Okay, going to try that again.]

[It slides right back out again]

[Tries to eat it]

[It slides back out]

[Tries to eat it]

[It slides back out]


Stay in my mouth you stupid thing!