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HNNN. Those bastards really don't give up do they? And they always pick the worst times to bring me back!

[Luffy was wandering through the forest for the millionth-umnphtenth time since he first got here, mumbling to himself about how much he hates 'those bastards' and how he wanted to kick Mingo's ass. Well, at the very least The Straw Hat captain took some joy in getting the chance to see some old faces again! He actually wondered who was still here and how much time has past since his last abduction. Eventually, the rubber boy comes to a stop.]

...I wonder if they changed how the village looks.

[Actually, that would be cool right? Some revamps to the structure and what not? That thought actually made him pretty excited! So, instead of just walking like a normal person, Luffy is going to use his rubber powers to literally fling himself into town. Which will inevitably cause him to crash, slam into or break whatever he comes into contact with. Whether that's a bench, or a window, or a person. And when the dust settles, he will just be lying or sitting there with his arms crossed and a disgruntled look on his face.]

EHH!? So, they really didn't change this dump at all!? [He's more concerned about aesthetics than anything else. Don't worry whatever he broke or messed up will be fine! Eventually. In some way or another.]

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Oi, guys! Since people always look so bored on the journals, I've been thinking about a new journal game! It's called VERSUS! You just pick two people from Luceti you want to see fight, and other people get to choose who they think'll win! It sounds really cool right!? Yosh, I'll start it!

Goku versus...-- [Hmmmmm.] Vash!


[ooc: SO A MILLION YEARS LATER but here's my intro! Feel free to catch Luffy somewhere in the forest if you want to get him fresh out the gate and not slamming into the ground! I also welcome threadhopping for VERSUS. These discussions are srs bzn yo.]

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[A certain Strawhat captain is hanging out in the grocery store today, his hands placed firmly on his hips as he stares at the large selection of different foods available.]

Yooosh yosh. Raine said over the journals that school was gonna be starting soon. I’m gonna need to practice a lot if I’m ever gonna do well on that test. Hnnn. She said I needed math, science, and—- what was the other one? […] Oh yeah! Writing! Ahh, I shouldn’t have to worry about that. I’ve been writing on the journals for years so I’m already good at it. [No he’s not.] And science is gonna be annoying. So that leaves… math! And first thing I’ll do-- [And he stretches his hand over to pick up some meat, junk food, and other various foods!] Shishishi. Is ADDITION!

One! [And he stuffs some of the random assortment of food in his mouth.]

TWO! [And he swallows a handful of junk food.]

THREE!

[And this will continue until he’s pretty much cleared out a decent chunk of the stores food supply. Which might or might not come as a big shock if you’re used to seeing him in the store. Luffy usually does this from time to time. Though he doesn’t usually count how much he eats when he devours everything in sight. Unless he's interrupted he'll probably reach the mid to late 70s until he's satisfied.

Later in the evening he’s going to be doing the same thing except this time he’s going into a restaurant. And instead of counting handfuls of meat or junk foods, he’s actually just going to be sliding whole plates of food into his mouth and counting each one. Probably something like this video! He can reach over a 100 easy, but he'll prooobably be stopped before then! Maybe. Hopefully.]


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Hey, I know a lot of you guys are going to school here or went back at home right? Well, how do you get ready for tests? I’ve been doing math all day but I still don’t feel any better at it. And I’m starting to run out of stomach room...



[ooc: Phew. Sorry I've been gone for so long guys. Work pretty much wrecked me for the longest time. Since I did kind of disappear like that and didn't go on hiatus (my bad) I'm going to just assume Luffy was on background autopilot. That probably makes it easier since I'm SURE someone would have noticed by now if he was mallynapped. If you guys have any threads you want to wrap up or do or things you need to discuss about it though don't be too shy to IM me! My aim is Essemwolf.]

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[The feed for the journal clicks on by itself revealing that hey! This is Luffy’s room (if you don’t know Luffy, or haven’t been to his room you can probably assume it’s a random room!). Though Luffy himself doesn’t seem to be anywhere in sight. The covers rustle and the bed springs squeak as Luffy sits up, grumbling slightly. He’s not seen since the feed is currently recording the ceiling, but he DOES grab onto the journal by the side.

And then proceeds to walk through the house giving a nice little obscured vision tour of the place before he gets to the bathroom. At which point he turns on the light and the journal is tossed casually into the sink. If you were watching this, obviously he had just woken up and nature was calling for him.

He probably figured this would be an ordinary kind of day. Get up, use the bathroom, wash his hands, read through the journal a bit, brush his teeth. The usual stuff he did in the morning. There is a loud ziiiiiiiiiiiip to be heard before a long, drawn out silence. Followed by a very loud, and rather girly, scream.

TL;DR? A girl is screaming through the journals!]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


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Yosh!

[Luffy comes out of the house in a confident pose, her hand on her hips and a grin on her face. Even if he had been turned into a girl he still wasn’t going to let this ruin his day! That’s just what the Malnosso bastards want after all.]

Alright! First thing on the list is the meat shop! [And then she starts running towards there! Now unfortunately Luffy didn’t exactly change her top before leaving the house and since she‘s still wearing her shirt open, this is giving her no actual support. And thus running is a rather uncomfortable process thanks to the constant bouncing. Though because anime physics, the top still somehow stays in place and her boobs don’t actually come out. Still didn't make it anymore comfortable.]

Ow, ow, ow, ow ow! DAMN! [She stops.] Ugh. These things are gonna be more of an annoyance than anything else! How am I suppose to— ah, wait!! [She starts running again.]

Ow, ow, ow— if I get to the clothing shop—ow. I’ll definitely find something that can help!

[And later, at the clothing shop Luffy is looking through loads and loads of women shirts, not exactly seeing anything worthwhile. She figures she’s going to need help if she wants to find anything that’ll help her. So hey, if your character is female, they might begin to notice Luffy getting gradually closer to them as she is looking through the racks of clothes.

When you see her at first she’s on the other side of the shop. And then everytime you look up she gets just a teeny bit closer. Until she is right beside you, at first trying to act all casual as if she’s still shopping, but then looking over at you and whispering.]

Hey… which one of these shirts do you think would be best at holding… “girly things”?

[ooc: Luffy has been turned into a girl! Expect tag things to come from gumgumboobies. Also feel free to run into Luffy at any point of the day in the action part! When she first leaves the house, boob running, or at the clothing shop! And of course anyone in the Strawhat house at the time can feel free to notice the screaming!]

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BAIKA NO JUTSU!!!

[Anyone who’s near the edge of town might hear the echo of Luffy’s voice before a huge boulder sized ball comes rolling through town at high speeds, accidentally crushing anything that isn’t an actual living squishy being in it’s path.]

MOVE! MOVE MOVE MOOOOOOVE! [Yes. That giant boulder thing is actually talking. And the voice that's coming out of it is Luffy's. Luckily he has enough control to the point that he won’t accidentally crush anyone. Well. Hopefully. He might just... nearly crush a few people that’s all.]

I NEED TO GET TO THE STORE!

[Luffy actually had a somewhat valid reason for his brashness this time though. He was starving and as a member of the Akimichi clan, that was never a good thing. Especially in his case. But feel free to try and stop him, wtf, or whatever. He might even slow down and try to talk to some peeps if they're consistent.]


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[Well after that whole mess is over, Luffy is at the grocery store, happily munching on whatever foods he can get his hands on. He decides to go ahead and open his journal to ask the general public a rather general question.]

Guys! [He says with a mouth full of food.]

If you could only eat one kind of meat for the rest of your life... what kind of meat would you eat?


( OOC/AU Info )

HUAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!


[While everyone is undoubtedly having loads of fun with all the insane chaos going on throughout the village, there's a Luffy amidst all the insanity. And behind him is variety of animals. Strange looking animals at that. All of them appear to be in fighting positions of some sort.]

If you wanna survive this Hell, you do what I do! YOU HEAR ME BASTARDS!?

[They all let out a loud cry in unison.]

ALRIGHT GET READY!

ONE! [He punches the air and the rest follow pursuit. Although the ones that are incapable of punching will just... bite the air or something.]

TWO!!! [He punches again before doing a deep inhale.]

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! [And then he'll get overly excited, sending out a stretched punch that will either break through a tree, shatter the wall in someone's home, punch a passerby in the face, etc. And lying on the ground somewhere is his journal that's recording this crazy little phenomenon.]


[ooc: Yes, all the creatures have been spawned from the Battledome thingy! Of course Luffy being Luffy, he hasn't figured out all of this is being caused by Battledome malfunction. So he just figures these guys are here just cause!

Also if anyone is curious basically this is happening except with a few more animals added to the mix!]

[When the journal’s video feed starts, it shows an unconscious Luffy laying face first on the ground, groaning as he begins to wake up from his mallynapping. It takes a few moments, but he groggily lifts his head, looking over to the journal, before reaching to grab it. The view goes obscure and starts to flip and tumble for a few seconds before Luffy’s full face comes into view. He looks tired, but he grins hugely regardless.]

So the orange goes into this bar full of bananas and makes a banana friend. After they have a few drinks the orange says “Want me to pay for it?” but then the banana just shakes his head and go “No. Let’s split it!”[And then Luffy just… bursts out laughing because apparently that was really funny and stuff. Which it ttly was.] You get it!?

Oh, but guys! You picked up my hat right? The “beep beep” robots didn’t take it did they? It’s really important.

[The video clicks on revealing Luffy’s face peering into the journal with a big grin. If one was to pay notice to the background, it is pretty obvious that he’s taking a stroll through the forest as he makes this entry.]

Guys! Guys! I gotta tell you all this super funny joke this deer just told me! Okay, so there’s this orange and he-- [And he just pauses there. His happy grin turning into a plain line face as he scans the area for a second.] JET PISTOL!! [And that’s the sound of his rubber fist slamming into something that sounds metal like and it getting sent flying into the forest.]

Eh? What was that? ... Anyway so this orange goes into a bar, full of bananas-- JET WHIP! Argh. Persistent bastards. They don’t know when to qui—- wait, I know you guys! You’re the bastards that got me last time!

…

[He sets his journal down, and puts his hat on top of it.]

In case I don’t win, one of you guys hold onto this for me okay? I’ll definitely be back for it. [And then he’s going to run off screen and have a huuuge battle with all the robots that he’ll inevitably lose. “One of you guys” is ambiguous. He’s fine with any of his friends keeping it safe for him, but chances are the Strawhats have dibs! o/

You probably already know by now, but anyone who goes to get said hat will probably see a ton of chaos and damage around the general area. Sorry Moroooo! He tried not to hit the trees as best as he could! D=]

Oi, Sokka! C'mere you bastard, I'm gonna give you a hug!

[Yes he spent a tiiiny bit of time gazing through old entries that he might've missed and found this one. So yes, definitely giving Sokka the HUG HE DESERVES. Probably should've locked this to Sokka in hindsight, but oh well! Too late now!]

[ooc: Might be a little slow because of meme and old entry, but I'll get to tags eventually!]